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King Penis

from Plug & Play by Shyshit

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lyrics

Can't stay here forever
My owner never shaves my crotch
I can't stand the stench any longer
I'll rip away and hurt the bastard
Free at last! Onward to my dick supremacy
Now it's time to build my army
The phallic elite of the penis age
Orphan dicks, baboon testicules
Jewish dicks, circumcision waste!
As an emperor I have a royal perfume
A bottle of Celine Dion's cashmere pussy juice
To top it all, my army's general is Ron Jeremy's ice cream cone dick.

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from Plug & Play, released January 1, 2012

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Shyshit Montréal, Québec

We were the two founding members of ''The Supremes''. Back in 1958 we were kicked out by the band manager just before our Afghanistan tour called ''If it has tits, kill it" ... apparently we weren't "cut out" for the job...
After that, a new band called "The Beatles" stole our songs and became famous. So now, 50 years later, we are angry, and poor.
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