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Chinese Salesman

from Plug & Play by Shyshit

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lyrics

''Shit I'm stone....stone? I need a magic stone''
''Welcome to my store, we sell plenty good items,
ranging from buddha dolls to magic rocks''
''Magic rocks?''
''Come with me, I will show you''
I'm on crack, I need a magic rock
I'm gonna crush your face!
''Magic not for bad people like you, you evil man!''
Fucking chinese, I need my magic rock, you must die!
''Now bow to the ultimate power of Zen Moo, the godd spirit of wisdom and purity,
now you fucking die''!
Chinese salesman wins!

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from Plug & Play, released January 1, 2012

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Shyshit Montréal, Québec

We were the two founding members of ''The Supremes''. Back in 1958 we were kicked out by the band manager just before our Afghanistan tour called ''If it has tits, kill it" ... apparently we weren't "cut out" for the job...
After that, a new band called "The Beatles" stole our songs and became famous. So now, 50 years later, we are angry, and poor.
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