Plug & Play, by Shyshit

Plug & Play

by Shyshit

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Maison Planàterre Shyshit, un duo infantile de clowns défraîchis sentant les couches débordantes de caca et donnant la fringale de tampax souillés. J'exagère à peine. Pour les besoins de ma page franco, j'ai choisi comme Titre favori "J'aime bien les pénis plein de caca", mais tous les Titres en anglais atteignent ce même niveau de contenu 'délicious' & 'delightful'. À vos assiettes et régalez-vous (d'ouananiches sauteuses odorantes de d'sous d'bras)!

"J'ai frette":
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uabfOAtgIr0 Favorite track: J'aime les pénis plein de caca.

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1.	Grande Finale 00:17		buy track
2.	Shit Mountain 00:41	lyrics	buy track
We are the shit craving disciples of the tenth order of the colon god We march! We march! We walk, we walk! We are moving towards Shit Mountain. Colon the barbarian! He rained creamy slimy shit For centuries of fecal devastation We climb, we climb! We hail , we hail! We bow to you, O Shit Mounain! We bow, we bow, we are not worthy of such a divine browness!
3.	I'm a fat, crippled, black, woman. 00:04	lyrics	buy track
I can't get a job!
4.	Circumcision 00:07	lyrics	buy track
I'm a jew, let me cut your balls!
5.	Hey kids! Bring me a beer. 00:41	lyrics	buy track
In the morning I go to the fridge and open a beer I kick my kids in the face cuz they're in my way I open my beer and spill it on my wife ''Bitch go get me another!'' Beer for me! Beer for my dog! Beer makes me beat my wife Beer forever! Beat my wife Love my dog Rape my kids.
6.	Scrotumatic 2000 00:40	lyrics	buy track
It's brand new, technology beyond this world It's coming to your town: The scrotumatic 2000! This is a must have apparel It's a sin not to have one Hear it pump! Hear it stomp!! Listen to our satisfied customers: ''Since I won a scrotumatic 2000 my life is awesome'' Now you can't deny it the scrotumatic 2000 is for you. Here's another satisfied customer: ''Don't buy it!! It ruined my life!!'' ''Hey you!!!'' PIF PAF Fuck....oh well.... Available at Wallmart, K-Mart, Shit-Mart, Puke-Mart, Piss-Mart, Mart-of-shit, Gay-Mart, Fuck-My-Mart, Martha Stewart, Ass-Mart, Dick-Mark et Squirt-mart.
7.	LOL 00:29	lyrics	buy track
Lol, wassup! OMG U Suk! Wtf? LMAO I own U U suxor U R fuxor LOL! U R Gayness ROFL!
8.	If it can bleed, it can breed. 00:46	lyrics	buy track
If it can bleed, It can breed! If it can bleed, It can breed! UUU! You dont' have to shave your pubic hair because you don't have any!
9.	Can I show you my penis (part I) 00:45	lyrics	buy track
Can I show you my penis? (dick, cock!) I like to show you my dick, my teeny, weenie, glory!! (repeat)
10.	Evening News With Brett Bad 00:33		buy track
11.	I cum so hard, my dick is considered a machine gun. 00:31	lyrics	buy track
Sorry, I'm fucking you right now I haven't fucked for ten years When I will cum, my dick will turn into a machine gun! AAA! Oh shit you are dead.
12.	Atchoum! 00:32	lyrics	buy track
My dick is fat! Your ass is fat! Let's fuck all night... Touch me, touch me, I wanna feel your body.... Angel of death you are my.... … Ah tabarnak!
13.	Japana 01:00	lyrics	buy track
Everybody in Japan looks the same But I would still fuck a japanese Even though they sensor their genitals A nintendo pussy is funny Sony is a gay company I wanna rape a manga cartoon Their dicks are so small Their chicks are so tight No wonder their dicks are so small Their cuisine is not too bad For my cat. What about having a circle on your flag? Hahahah, hi futo na matachini fo...na chito!? Japan is so gay! They wanna be hot, but they are not... Their chicks are hot, but they are not.. Japanese cars make americans think they are hot, but they are not!!
14.	Neglected Feet 00:26	lyrics	buy track
My feet smell like shit My socks run away My shoes look like a roman ruin The stench ruined my pants My toenail are discusting A feast buffet for vermins I'm so ugly, I'm so smelly Can you imagine how my dick smell? My feet smells bad I jerk my dick between my toes And I smelled my dick Hey! Pa pa pa pa!
15.	Heavy Metal 00:50	lyrics	buy track
Heavy metal! Very heavy metal! Goddamn very heavy metal! Muscle stretching goddamn very heavy metal!
16.	Jazz is gay (part III) 00:22		buy track
17.	Satan's Garagist 00:48	lyrics	buy track
I am a garagist but I'm dead I raped so many teens that I'm in hell Everything is expensive here... So I need a job Satan needed to fix some things I became his garagist ''My Ford Windstar's tires are tired, fix it!'' I pumped the tire with coffee air and layed them down on a pillow ''My trident has split! It's now a sixdent, fix it!'' I chewed some trident gum and sticked the trident back with the trident gum.
18.	Mulletmen 00:16	lyrics	buy track
Mulletman has a mustache and a mullet I like lottery, I like flee markets.
19.	The Legend (part I) 00:45		buy track
20.	Urethra Worm 00:35	lyrics	buy track
Fat worm up your cock Sodomized uretha You want to piss out the worm A! OU! You suffer when you piss.
21.	Ode To Farts! (gone wild) 00:47	lyrics	buy track
Fart!!!!! The true essence of men When they are liquid Modern art in my shorts Better than picasso Surprise surprise! You can't feel it when it's coming ''oh, oh no, oh no!!'' I don't want to walk too much I might spoil the masterpiece Because I want to hang it outside So the neighbors can appreciate my farts gone wild I'll take a picture and put it on deviant art.
22.	Smoking is killing me 00:37	lyrics	buy track
Smoking is killing me! Nicotine owns my erection, my lungs are dead I can't fuck with my liver! I'm the cancer, I'm gonna kill you I'm the heart attack, I'm gonna kill you!
23.	Robozorz! 00:39	lyrics	buy track
Robozorz! Robozorz! A new hero has arrived, meet Robozorz ''I am Robozorz'' The ultimate mighty power, Robozorz, Robozorz! He flies, he runs, he kills, he cooks, he sleeps, he farts, he cums! The ultimate mighty power! Fights with guns, lasers, dildos! (Mighty power, mighty power) If your parents don't buy it for you steal them! Throughout the universe! Robozorz, robozorz, robozorz, robozorz!! Buy it now.
24.	Your Doorbell is Gay 00:56	lyrics	buy track
Ding dong! NOT dingne dongne! Your doorbell's gay, your doorbell's gay! I don't suck dicks so I won't ring your doorbell But you are fucking gay and you will answer the door even if ou don't hear shit You recorded your doorbell, you looped it on a CD and you masturbate on it! Ding Dong!
25.	I'm so Gay, I recycle. 00:43	lyrics	buy track
I'm so gay I like to recycle I like to put cans in my asshole I'm so gay and when I recycle I have to suck on some things. Dululu dululu dululu dululu Listen to Mr.Moustache: Don't recycle, thats fucking gay! Back in the days you were able to suck you own dick Now you are gayer and you really want to recycle So you managed to be so flexible you could suck your own asshole This is probably the gayest thing I ever heard You must die.
26.	Fat But Fuckable 00:57	lyrics	buy track
Tired to beat my meat, I'll get drunk as a fuck So ugly gets pretty Nice chicks are too much work Ugly are easier Hope I get a boner She's fat! But fuckable So desperate she'd take it inside her asshole! She's fat! But fuckable I'll fuck her ass with her face down in coal.
27.	Batman 00:43	lyrics	buy track
Crushing bat balls with a baseball bat Cavern screams from a bat ball operation Sonic balls from another planet Joe DiMaggio has a fuking big bat Homerun bat, fucking bat run home Guano on my bat lubs my penetration In that fucking bat Go take a bath! Batman is in your bath! What a fucking gay Still with his stockings Robin already has a boyfriend
28.	Trace de Brake 00:14	lyrics	buy track
Trace de brake Bobette blanche Trace de brake Pas de papier! Trace de brake Grosse poutine! Trace de brake
29.	Fucking a Kangooroo 00:18	lyrics	buy track
Tapetipetape, tapetipetape, tapetipetapetitpetapetipe, tapetipetape! Fucking a kangaroo, fucking a kangaroo! U!
30.	Vagina JC 00:20	lyrics	buy track
Vagina JC
31.	Gothic+Vagina=Fat 01:22	lyrics	buy track
A! You are fat and you dress in black! A! B! Fuck you're huge, you look like a black chauldron! B! C! Greasy sweaty make up face! C! D! Cradle of filth has one too! D! Dressed in black, you are fat! You are huge, gotta puke! (repeat) You look like a chauldron, I wanna make soup You provide the grease, I add the vegetables You look like a black pig (Oink oink oink!!) Your armpits smell like shit.
32.	Rage Against The Engine 00:15	lyrics	buy track
You're gonna die, you're gonna die! A bullet in your ass. Gays on parade!!
33.	Religious appetite 00:40		buy track
34.	Cytherea 00:04	lyrics	buy track
Squirt!!!!!!!!!!
35.	Happy, Happy! 00:25	lyrics	buy track
Happy, happy, happy! My wife cheated on me Happy, happy happy! I just lost a million Happy, happy happy! My house is on fire Happy, happy happy!My girlfriend is fat.
36.	Analphabits 00:21	lyrics	buy track
Hey kids! Would you like to bite into some juicy shit? Yeahhhhhh! A, B, C, for you and me! Anally! Become a fully grown imbecile like jared! Jared? ''Beuuleu, Bliih. Chibeuweu!'' Analphabits Eat shit stay fit!
37.	Chinese Salesman 00:59	lyrics	buy track
''Shit I'm stone....stone? I need a magic stone'' ''Welcome to my store, we sell plenty good items, ranging from buddha dolls to magic rocks'' ''Magic rocks?'' ''Come with me, I will show you'' I'm on crack, I need a magic rock I'm gonna crush your face! ''Magic not for bad people like you, you evil man!'' Fucking chinese, I need my magic rock, you must die! ''Now bow to the ultimate power of Zen Moo, the godd spirit of wisdom and purity, now you fucking die''! Chinese salesman wins!
38.	Coloscopy (or colonoscopy) 00:33	lyrics	buy track
Coloscopy! Six feet camera up your sorry ass Coloscopy! Crazy protologist, he likes his job!
39.	Banana Dick 00:25	lyrics	buy track
Disembowelment of a teen virgin slut! Slip on my dick!!
40.	THE Morning Erection 00:33	lyrics	buy track
Shit! I have a morning erection ''Hi, I'm Mr.Dick, the dickest dick!'' But at least I brought back something to fuck from last night ''I'm going to get laid'' Wht you didn't realize is that you brought back your grandmother.....!
41.	Tampax Steak Grill 00:34	lyrics	buy track
'Hey that was a great tampax BBQ, I' m so full'' Shark: I want it ''Me too! What do we do with the last one?'' ''Let's feed the sharks!!'' Shark: I got it! Mioum mioum, Delicous!! Mioum mioum, Delightful!
42.	Welcome To Canada 00:37		buy track
43.	You don't need to have a Toblerone dick to fuck an egyptian chick. 00:37	lyrics	buy track
Pyramid pussy! You try to fuck an egyptian chick with your cylinder dick PUSH, PUSH! The pyramid pussy invokes Amon Ra It comes out as a toblerone dick! You don't need to have a toblerone dick to fuck an egyptian chick!
44.	Poor Flavor 00:42	lyrics	buy track
Paella: Poor flavor Sangria: Poor flavor Tortilla: Poor flavor Pina Colada: Poor flavor Gaspacho: Poor flavor Vagina: Good flavor!
45.	I use a dead hippie as a carpet in my living room. 00:31	lyrics	buy track
Dead hippie on the floor So useful: I wipe my feet. I'm sick of your poems So useless, now sniff my feet.
46.	Rubberband Pussy 00:48	lyrics	buy track
Rubberband pussy! My new girlfriend is so flexible She's like inspector gadget Slinky ass and a rubberband pussy! Three feet body, eight feet arms But the best part: I can stretch her rubberband pussy! Bouncing my dick, making music Feels like fucking a squid Slapping her tits, the tits stretch to Nigeria And I keep fucking her rubberband pussy! I cum on the pussy, it slingshots my cum back to me I have been auto-cumshoted.
47.	The Legend (part II) 00:35		buy track
48.	I Dropped An Anvil On You Foot 00:25	lyrics	buy track
I dropped an anvil on your foot I did it on purpose because you're gay You wore sandals but I did it anyway While the anvil was on your foot , you were my favorite punching bag.
49.	J'aime les pénis plein de caca 00:49	lyrics	buy track
J'hais ca quand je fourre une fille dans le cul pis son cul est plein de marde, pis son cul est plein de marde! Fourre mon caca, fourre mon caca Mon caca se sent seul quand t'es pas là Fourre mon caca, fourre mon caca Tu sens pas mon caca quand t'es pas là.
50.	Cream Metal 00:12	lyrics	buy track
I love cream metal It's so wonderful I blend my metal Like I cream your asshole
51.	Daddy's Special Someone 00:45	lyrics	buy track
Sad birthday you fuck, sad birthday cripple Sad birthday, Sad birthday, Sad birthday, fuck you ''One more time!!'' Sad birthday retard, Sad birthday you fuck You get fucked up the ass cuz you can't run away.
52.	King Penis 00:52	lyrics	buy track
Can't stay here forever My owner never shaves my crotch I can't stand the stench any longer I'll rip away and hurt the bastard Free at last! Onward to my dick supremacy Now it's time to build my army The phallic elite of the penis age Orphan dicks, baboon testicules Jewish dicks, circumcision waste! As an emperor I have a royal perfume A bottle of Celine Dion's cashmere pussy juice To top it all, my army's general is Ron Jeremy's ice cream cone dick.
53.	Our new singer is much better 00:26	lyrics	buy track
Yeah power metal!!! ''Faggot'' ''Yeah!!'' ''Dick''! Blood and death. Power rape I'm so cool in my death metal band.
54.	Punk Cock 00:14	lyrics	buy track
Punk cock, punk cock, k solo.
55.	Fuck American Viking Metal 00:52	lyrics	buy track
I live in California, I'm gay cuz I never saw snow! I think I'm a viking but I live in America Shut up! Vikings belong to Scandinavia! LA!!LA!!
56.	Crippled Luv 00:30		buy track
57.	Can I show you my penis (part II) 00:29	lyrics	buy track
I really wanna show you Show me Show you, show me, Show you just a part of my penis
58.	I Masturbate My Rattlesnake 00:12	lyrics	buy track
I masturbate my rattlesnake
59.	Restaurant Moron 00:32	lyrics	buy track
Fuck you suck, piece of shit ''I love you babyyyyyy'' Piece of fuck, you suck shit.
60.	Your Doorbell is Broken 00:23		buy track
61.	Killafag 00:41		buy track
62.	Good Morning 01:04	lyrics	buy track
When the alarm fuking rings And I'm still drunk from last night I have my head up my ass I forgot to shit last night I barfed inside my rectum My teeth are now brown clean! Yeah! My head hurts It's gonna be, fucking worst! Jehovah witnesses, phone surveys Starving cat, big fat fucking neighbors fucking! It's gonna be, fucking worst!
63.	Fistfuck 00:10	lyrics	buy track
Fistfuck, fistfuck! Get your fistfuck today!
64.	Cooking Babies 00:21	lyrics	buy track
You have to shop your baby You have to chop your baby You have to stuff your baby And put it into the oven And your baby is ready! BING!
65.	School's Out 00:45		buy track

credits

released January 1, 2012

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Shyshit Montréal, Québec

We were the two founding members of ''The Supremes''. Back in 1958 we were kicked out by the band manager just before our Afghanistan tour called ''If it has tits, kill it" ... apparently we weren't "cut out" for the job...
After that, a new band called "The Beatles" stole our songs and became famous. So now, 50 years later, we are angry, and poor. ... more